The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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