you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I can't turn off my feet"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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