i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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