We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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