apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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