Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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