chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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