i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
