youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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