Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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