I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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