physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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