it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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