Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
one two three fourrrrnication!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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