Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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