when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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