using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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