Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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