You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
