I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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