Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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