She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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