belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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