I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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