just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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