Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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