3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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