would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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