D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
its not stalking. its research.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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