Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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