Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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