If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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