There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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