Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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