the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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