We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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