the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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