did you get engaged???
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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