Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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