It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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