I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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