her vagine was all disorganized.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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