hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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