Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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