No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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