some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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