Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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