Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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