32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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