I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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