I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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