what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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