i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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