school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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